advertising is based on one thing: happiness.

the palm pre girl creeps me out. she's like an alien.


the jim beam puppy commercial makes me laugh. "yeah, he's my first mate."


there are two hilarious local commercials that i can't find anywhere online - one is for platinum showgirls, a strip club in town. the ad has a guy looking wistfully at a pole, another at a dollar bill, and another gazing at buildings that are shaped slightly like boobs and the whole idea is "we know you miss being here". It's great. then there's one against issue 3 on Ohio's ballot for casinos in the state of Ohio. it's crazy. it begins with the statement that casinos in Ohio will not show preference to hiring solely people from Ohio. yeah, no shit. they can't discriminate based on where people live. just like people from Ohio could easily go and work at the casinos in other states. the commercial than escalates into ridiculous land when it says that casinos cause suicide and lead to prostitution. no joke. i feel like it's prohibition. i don't understand how casinos are any worse than racetracks or slots, which we already have in ohio. the theme of the ad is "the devil is in the details". it's so bad it's great.

this makes me want a drink:


i hated everybody loves raymond but that ad with brad garrett, where he sings a song to the tune of "windy" and it includes the line, "who's reaching out to tickle a horsey?" i do enjoy that.

i wish i could find the pepsi lime commercial where the limes say "oh, the limanity!" that still makes me giggle just thinking about it. pepsi lime was gross though. they stopped making that, right?

oh, the lime-anity.